Perfectly healthy...

Most common question asked of me during Xrays, scans, tests and checkups:

“Do you know why you are here?”

Nobody wants to be the Xray tech spilling the beans on a cancer diagnosis.

Second most common question:

“And how is your health, generally”

I’m very healthy.  My leg, on the other hand, is very sick.

I’m perfectly healthy.  Except for the cancer.